Oh, Sabrina the Teenage Witch... I give you a decade of my love, and this is how your fandom repays me?

( Cut for NSFW, length, and a bunch of really stupid plots )

So...poking around AFF.net...stumbled upon THIS fic in which Sabrina gets raped by the magical talking car from that one episode.

A vacuum opened up in the Car, and all Sabrina’s clothes were sucked of hery. Ty. Then a portal opened up, and the Car drove in.

*Is laughing and WTFing too much at that line to even think up anything else to say*